An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.'How many
children?' asks the council worker.
'10' replies the Essex girl.
'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'
'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'
'Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in
the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO
BED NOW and they all do it...'
'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council
worker.
'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'
Essex Girls
An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her
boyfriend, urgently warning her, 'Treacle, I just heard on the news that
there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!'
'It's not just one car!' said the Essex girl, 'There's f*cking hundreds of
them!'
boyfriend, urgently warning her, 'Treacle, I just heard on the news that
there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!'
'It's not just one car!' said the Essex girl, 'There's f*cking hundreds of
them!'
I've heard Hanzy talk!
Some people are like Slinkies. They’re not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
