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umbongo(uk)
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ok bongo,s got a date this weekend (i know crazy aint it hope she like,s lollipops :p )she must be blind or somthing or not remember what a total [c*ck] i am loool

so here goes lads some advice needed on how to play it (instead of my usual get drunk lose her in at the bar, curry/keeebab wake up in field of sheps walk 10 mile home then wonder were i left my clothe,s)

valuable advice below :lol: :lol: :D :D
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ThePoons
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take some viagra.. you'll need ti bongo where you havnt had it for a long time, you'll get all nervous haha :popcorn:
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take her to alcohol free zone then, cinema and then kebab shop and back to her place and show her your bongo. :wink:

or

bring her back to your sty and introduce her to TS and the mucho famouso 22ndSAS an CoD4 , she will be sure to come back cos once ya go :salute: ya always come back for more. :gogf:

ps.
(eating a kebab from the same place you always do when now sober will for sure mean you never eat there again :lol: )
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After a successful evening with her, dont ask her back to your place to [sh*t] on your chest....I've never had any luck with this method :(
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profl :D
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Don't spend all night talking about Far Cry :p or any other game
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BowzeR

loool

just say this bong, it worked on ice :)

Hey... have u got a mirror in them pants...?

coz i can see myself in them

hahaha. i suggest if u do go out, take her for a walk, but don tlet her of the lead and make sure shes well fed :)
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get a face mask that looks like me....

u will definately score then :D
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umbongo(uk)
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no worries lads, looks like ill be staying in and playing with my JOYstick,,,
the evenings off ,think she found out im a kock end :lol: :lol: :lol:
well meens more beer n lollipops for me woo whoo :cry:
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awwwwwwww bongo i feel for you :cry:
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