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Joke
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:55 am
by IceT-Bag
An English man, Scottish Man and Irish man are found dead, all of them with huge smiles on their faces.
The policeman in charge of completing the paperwork for the 3 deceased asks the mortician why they have huge smiles on their faces when they died.
"Well" said the Mortician, "The English guy died of a heat attack whilst having sex with his wife - thats why he's smiling".
"The Scottish guy won the lottery, bought loads of booze and died of liver failure - thats why he's smiling"
"The Irish guy, well that is strange. He was out in a storm and was struck by lightening."
"How does that explain his smile?" asked the policeman.
The moritician replied "Well, the stupid [f*cker] thought he was having his photo taken"
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:06 am
by BladeZZ
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:55 am
by Porky
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:48 pm
by Welsh
Pmslll
Sorry Bladez! that 1 is funny
time to get them back!
It's lowtime.
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:57 pm
by D!eHard
An Irishman is rowing a boat in a field of hay.
Another Irishman drives past and stops.
He looks at the Irishman in the boat and says,
"It's thick c*nts like you that give us a bad name.
I'd come over there and kick the fook out of you if I could swim"
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:53 pm
by IceT-Bag
^ LMAO
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:55 pm
by ThePoons
LMAO @ both lool bladeZZ haha
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:56 am
by BladeZZ
Revenge.......... Pure Genius............
En englishman a scotsman and an irishman are caught by a pygmy tribe.
They are all given one final request before they are killed, carved up and made into a canoe.
The englishman being the complete nab he is
asked for a ciggy so he could enjoy his last smoke and after he had finshed the pygmies carved him up and made him into a canoe.
The scotsman being slightly lesser of a nab
asked for a bottle of whiskey, after drowning his sorrows and numbing the pain, the pygmies carved him into a canoe.
The genius of the pack mr irishman
was asked what he wanted for his last request and the irishman calmly replied " i wud like a fork please" ,which caused much laughter in the camp.
Upon getting his fork the irishman started stabbing himself again and again shouting "ya aren't makin no fookin canoe outa me"
freedom
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:08 pm
by IceT-Bag
Pure lol'age!
Re: Joke
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:13 am
by D!eHard
Paddys in the pub tellin his mates about joining the army, and his first parachute jump.
Paddy describes 'we were about 30,000 feet up, then 1 by 1 they started to jump, when
it was my turn I couldn't jump-no way! Then this huge black guy pulled out his 12 inch [willy]
n cried out 'Paddy if you dont jump I'll stick this baby right up ur arse.
Paddys mate asked 'Well did you jump?
Paddy replies 'Just a bit when it first went in.......
