22ndSAS PC Gaming Clan

ok bongo,s got a date this weekend (i know crazy aint it hope she like,s lollipops )she must be blind or somthing or not remember what a total [c*ck] i am loool

so here goes lads some advice needed on how to play it (instead of my usual get drunk lose her in at the bar, curry/keeebab wake up in field of sheps walk 10 mile home then wonder were i left my clothe,s)

valuable advice below

take her to alcohol free zone then, cinema and then kebab shop and back to her place and show her your bongo.

or

bring her back to your sty and introduce her to TS and the mucho famouso 22ndSAS an CoD4 , she will be sure to come back cos once ya go ya always come back for more.

ps.
(eating a kebab from the same place you always do when now sober will for sure mean you never eat there again )

After a successful evening with her, dont ask her back to your place to [sh*t] on your chest....I've never had any luck with this method

Don't spend all night talking about Far Cry or any other game

loool

just say this bong, it worked on ice

Hey... have u got a mirror in them pants...?

coz i can see myself in them

hahaha. i suggest if u do go out, take her for a walk, but don tlet her of the lead and make sure shes well fed

get a face mask that looks like me....

u will definately score then

no worries lads, looks like ill be staying in and playing with my JOYstick,,,
the evenings off ,think she found out im a kock end
well meens more beer n lollipops for me woo whoo