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Quote of the day

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:45 am
by Porky
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson.

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:10 pm
by sw337
hero :dance1:

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:40 pm
by UnReaL
Contego are lasting about as long as cake at fat camp
(c) TosspoT - Commentated on my 1/4 final on xleague :lol:

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:18 pm
by IceT-Bag
One of the lads Ice plays footy with wrote:She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:08 pm
by Mute
A cunning plan? As cunning as a fox who has just been appointed the professor of cunning at the Oxford university?

Rowan Atkinson in Black Adder.

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:30 am
by DrZux
Don't drink water. Fish [f*ck] in it.
W.C.Fields

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:59 am
by BladeZZ
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
by David Letterman .

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:05 pm
by HanZ
British justice is the best in the world. Anyone who disagrees is either a gay, a woman or a mental.
Little Britain

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:26 pm
by umbongo(uk)
opinion,s are like bum hole,s,,,,everyone,s got one and they stink
monica,,shamless

Re: Quote of the day

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:35 am
by LuMbErJaCk
To be is to do
Socrates
To do is to be
Sartre
Do be do be do
Sinatra