22ndSAS PC Gaming Clan

Vera and Jack having anal sex, with Vera wearing a strap on and Jack being the BITCH...

meanwhile welshie was out for a walk with "rachel"...cough...his friend...cough....when all a sudden...

he lost concentration and she disappeared feeling alone without her in his mind he went and found ...

... a jam jar that he could fill with fresh liver and gently microwave before....

offering it to the great god "Halfords" hoping for a puncture repair outfit and a foot pump to help him bring rachel back from the underworld...

but fate seemed written in stone for poor racheal . no amount of tree sap and patche,s would revive her . she had taken her last pump and was on a the spirel of leeky doom.
dissueded and mournful welshie looked to unreal for solace and unreal seeing his predicament gathered the band of adventurers up to build a makeshift raft out of pallets. were they laid welshie,s true love and cast the raft to the blackpool high sea,s. being the pillocks tht they were theyd forgot to set fire to it and halfway out a taiwanesse tanker collided with it it was then drzux had a brainwave "note these are few and far between"
and his idea was ???????????????????????

"If we can eat all the coloured jelly babies and just leave the green ones, we can pretend these are alien invaders and set them onto the tanker. Even better if we eat the green heads and save the red ones and lick and stick em on the green bodies it would be more real. Lets face it the tiawanees are a bit slow and know only of cheap plastic injection moulding so we shall fool them easily. Once on board we can grab some of there fuel and douse the raft in it. Thus sending rachel of to her watery grave". Excellent plan with only 2 flaws said......

...mrBunny appalled, didn´t understand anything of that at all and you really are gay, handing the 2 things wrong over to umbongo...

drzux turned and looked perplexed at mrbunny and then began ramming red and green jelly babies up mrbunnys...............

...nose until after 2 bags he couldnt fit anymore in....after mr bunny treated them to a bizarre show that he'd learnt from a ladyboy on patpong rd...he...