Hello

[umbongo(uk)]

you dont look at the mantle piece when poking the fire ,i say

[Porky]

Obviously not heard of Veet (Immac)

lol....reminds me....

i once, as best man on a stag night, threw a can of immac down the bus....

the "stag" got the full can in his pants and the stag night went on....

we hadnt read the instructions that it should be washed of after 20 mins....

4hrs later, after i had got him home i had to listening to him screaming/crying about how red his balls had gone and the skin was falling off and i must admit they lookedredder than rudolfs nose


At the wedding during the speech i gave him a toupée as it hadnt grown back explain that to granny


what are best men for

[DrZux]