Happy xmas everyone
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Evil Durian
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh you are such a pigPorky wrote:have a good un
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HanZ
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some videos to get in the Xmas spirit 
Christmas action movie: GUNDOG
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Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime - Holiday Edition
Christmas action movie: GUNDOG
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Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime - Holiday Edition
Who do we hate... ¿? HanZ ¿?...we love ya Hanzy ;)
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Evil Plum
Merry ymas, (x is so last year)
Assorted X-mas One-Liners
1. A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
2. Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"
3. No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves.
4. No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!!
5. The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
6. Q: Do you know why Santa dosen't have any children ??? A: he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney ...
7. Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
8. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
10. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Assorted X-mas One-Liners
1. A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
2. Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"
3. No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves.
4. No parent in their right mind would give a 6-year-old a drum set, therefore Santa exists!!
5. The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
6. Q: Do you know why Santa dosen't have any children ??? A: he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney ...
7. Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
8. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
10. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
