HMMMMMMMHervig wrote:
STATUE????
Durian 8....i dont play that way and i like to call mine "Titan" not "Mermaid"mermaid
"A sex toy that swirls in the [hairy axe wound] and vibrates on the clitoris.
Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!"
"In parts of Holland also known as Huge [willy]"
Evil-Ugli wrote:And it doesnt matter what he calls it as his wife has another name for it.