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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby Welsh » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:35 pm

It was a cold, wet, july morning when......porky became impotent.
because he saw a picture of welshie :P ...which....showed welshie doing something very inappropriate to a sheepUmbongo, upon hearing of Porky's problem offered to.......supply him with some red lollipops....which were said to have medicinal properties... but welshie wouldnt give up his sheep for medicinal purposes...so bongo made a cunning new plan...
Pretending to be dutch and shouting "hurdy gurdy shplurdy" he went out in search of ...a very sharp scissor ...but could only find some castration toolsalready used on SKy, which gave Bongo AIDSbongo not needing any aids as he had many years of surgical procedure at hand simply stitched and reapplied skys dangly bits with no aids ,then proceded to lobottomise an already braindead patient named ?
Manc.Manc was an unusual fellow who...had very unusual habits.early in the morning he liked to go out and..Clean Porkys curly tail with a toothbrush...befor heading west towards the north pole, he had no idea where to find welshies imaginary girlfriend....he suspected she was hiding with...the rest of the sheep and he discovered she is not imaginary!Her name was Derek, a mild mannered though troubled soul who......answered to the name of quasi....meanwhile down south unreal was putting his tutu on ready for....playing some game about fish, while Hanz was...eating cheese and....porky died after some1 threw him out of a high window, i wonder who done it......it was the the evil gypo X-DJ who liked to like his...man in tights and he showed how he could swallow a..whole CUMulus cloud without a single bite because..becos mute Supplied the CUMulus cloud!:D!! ......all of a sudden from out of the skys came the "porg" they brought back their exalted leader porkmeister and obliterated wales with 1 humungus pair of testicles....meanwhile down south shaggy was looking at a horseshoe thinking......wilst eating beans,I wish welshie and mibzy could write a fookin proper sentence, and then put his..eyes closer to the monitor and saw die hards post . failed to recognize it was spelling mistake and not sentence,s that were at fault . but then more..... sentence's were altered by diehard to put bongo on the right track to..have his head run over by big puffffffter whilst :P..shaggy was still thinking to him self whilst with his horse that he wouldnt mind hanging out of..Janet Street Porters, smelly old knickers..which were found on Unreal, whilst he was performing a 'private dance'. Welshie led a rebellion of sheep.......that had two sets of 'nads for extra bagging ability. They were called the......"welshies love parade"....unfortunately they were in wales when the porg obliterated it....meanwhile up near the scots border bongo was planning....a bit of a doo and invited all his fiends(yes fiends not freinds) for tea,after hearing of the plight in denmark on an outbreak of swines disiease he pressed the magic red button that......... ;).....magically transported the lordly Porkster to his soirée. What Bongy didn't realise however was that ......the porkmeister was aware of the plan.....and sent his clone instead....who was rather......like UnReaL in the ballerina sense :D . The clone brought with him some...sausages n brown sauce hoping to entice the YOUNG :p bongo into a ?..nudist colony run by porky which :D..was full of midgets. Now these midgets had some strange ideas about......."hamsters".....when it was a full moon they liked to gather naked on a hill all with a hamster and....grab hold of its little paws, then get down on their knees and do an Irish Jig whilst..Porky meanwhile, had learnt to fly, a trick the cursed midgets had learnt and hidden.Meanwhile....over in denmark....porkys imaginary 6ft rabbit was meeting welshies imaginary girlfriend in an S&M cafe....but these were no ordinary imaginary meetings of two lost souls, devoid of love by their cunning masters,,OH no they were pawn,s in the larger game that was later to unfold before our.............very eyes, even tho she is NOT imaginary :P.....she didnt have the heart to tell welshie to fook off....so she went out with porks (not imaginary) 6ft bunny to ask him how...does a glow worm glow..And why is blowjob called blowjob, you dont even blow when doing it...and our story gets sidetracked by the Euro noobs

Back in Never Never land, Porky was inserting his head up a Tree When....would you believe it, he remembered that welshie was stood behind him with his big, hard, purple, swelling...nose, sniffing the grass where the sheep had dissapeared from....all of a sudden Milamber appeared....so they chopped his head off and then went...to find Shaggy, to work out the secrets of where Porkys mojo had gone.After much delving and rummaging, shaggy put his head in his hands and woefully explained that Porky had eaten his mojo and that he would have to go to the sweet shop and buy some more.. So welshy called Mr Sweet :P..by using a remote controlled airplane..and Sweet helped Porkys case, as he knew all about Mojos...HE STOLE MY MOJO!..shouted the sweetman promting him to gurgleing the words 'arseholes and custard' with a mouthfull of vimto..Welshy was shocked that a language filter hadnt been installed, so paid a call at 5 AM to Mr Ice!..he didnt answer though coz his toilet just exploded...cos as we all know hes a big boy and the immediate splash cracked the bowl sending..a big black poopoo ....into Hervigs mouth!!which was greatly appreciated and in return he blew up a 'love sheep' doll and handed it to the welsh clown..who then jizzed all over..although very prematuerly it must be said...having saved himself for his sweet sheep he couldn't contain it any longer. So as Grumpy came round tutting with a mop and bucket to clean up welshs accident..but he tripped over a piece of straw and a dead hen kicked him sending....little miss muppet off to the shops early this week as the incident reminded her she had ran out of lube...Welshie decided to close thos part of the story as it was very silly and making no sense. :D:P

Back in Hervigs house....where you would find the pest patrol searching for..mutley his dog...but he couldnt be found cos herv....had had a 'feast' with Porky the night before, inviting Shaggy round.in turned into "derbys love parade" with d!ehard and zuxy being the....'mounting goats' which Ice loved to play with.Ice got so hot he let off some steam and ..decided to wip out his laptop to show every1 a video where he had recorded him self....a wild night of Unreals private dances infront of a naked Porky.all of a sudden a mad axeman in drag appeared....whipped out his new digital drumkit and preceded to..
bash one out to..a little known tune captain beaky and his were the greatest in all the land wherby the audiance..saw through his mad axe gorilla in drag disguise and realised he was really...(think monty python)..pissed about the fact his friends were laughing about him because he likes to wear.... bright yellow speedoes and a swim cap which fits almost..like ladies underwear but is far more practical when leaping from log to log :) Meanwhile in another part of the world Bladezz had to go to hospital..to have his speedos surgicaly removed,while there in the waiting room he struck up a..mutual masturbation session when he was visited by welshie who had just got back from..shagging the sheep down in West Wales. He enjoyed it so much that..he got banned from the fresh meat counter in Tesco's...But that did not deter him! So he went to Asda and bought a leg of..caribu not to be out done by the joneses he also plumped up for..a turkey that needed stuffing, so welshie thought "I Know"..i will disguise my self a s a turkey...gobble gobble :P..after welshie realised he was not a turkey but a gay sheep he then went for ...Mibzy and his brother Sam.They were thrilled...seeing that someones left a big lump of...[sh*t] inside his best pajamas, he was so upset he.................
went back to taffistan .meanwhile back at the ranch princess..UnReaL went to the castle..and blew on his purple horn..but he couldn't hit the right note, so bowzer and sl!cer decided to....show him up with extreme guitar and drumming solos that rocked....his boat. But he was having none of this and and went down on his knees to Sky and..Poonsy, but when they arrived in Kent...sorry did i say kent i meant c*nt..they threw a great concert on asspiping*(*swallowing loads of air playing ass like a bagpipe) later that night in...cornwall, porky arrived by sea horse with a huge..runny nose, because the freezing cold waves had been lapping at his..............tiny but very well groomed buttocks. suddenly there was a...mass panic as everyone realised he was naked and
..and wet :D meanwhile furtheralso known as "porksprings", they all had fuzzy navels and... up the road earth was being invaded by....Purple people eaters.....rather large big toes, funny enough CuZ appeard wearing just..a piece of cheese, a rather tangy mature stilton to be precise, which started to ...mutate into a rather fetching pair of red fish net stockings and a pink TuTu.and his mind control was beginning to kick in on the young paddwangs.as cuz sat in his death fiat punto battle station using his powers to control the rebel force,s.while wearing his rather fetching red stockings and blues stilton sporen(no knickers cuz).the pink tutu being a trophy from a battle with unreal was displayed above his other spoils of war like..................all of a sudden LJ and hanzie appeared...they ahd been attracted by the smelly cheese smell...as it reminded them so so much of the smell of cloggs and..the gusset of a whores underwear.

"Whores?!" hollowed a voice from the far, it was mrBunny, worlds most famous manwhore pimp.

"-What tha hell are ya bithces doin playing around with cheese and [sh*t]. [sh*t] hoes! Ya must be trippin´! *he bitchsmacks all sons of bitches around* now go manwhoring ya´ll or i lay some more whoopass on ya ho´s!

Then all went manwhoring, but at midnight, sore from the day action they......received an important message from their sponsors Sudacrem...
due to our product being made from yeti kidneys we will here forth not be supplying you with anymore as we ran out of yeti,s . There is however a chance for some of you to earn £2.50 an hour finding yet more yeti,s. with this note in hand our trusty band set forth to find more ,as anal chaffing was not an ideal they wanted in the future .so the band of explorers that included ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, mince pie baked with apples for a young, willing naked swimmer named.. Welshie, Amongst the rations packed for our intrepid band were 24 x Walkers Multi-Pack and gallons of lemonade.And of course not heeding any warnings the yellow snow was eaten by...Incog, after eating his ice cream he deiced to make another for,..porky to help cool his nuts of ,whilst on a baggin spree, accidently bagged one of Welshies stubbly sheep and..caught a hole bunch of different diseases, now porkys 132man bagging spree has been ended tomorow will never..die cos james bond is porkys stunt double and is also..an agent for sudacrem....he was on a mission to yorkshire scotland as there have been yeti siteings in the local pubs n clubs....on his way up he stopped in derby for...a great big [sh*t]. After all it is a [sh*t] hole.....that concieved most of our extravagant band of yeti searchers... after a nice time relaxing the band continued torwards Sweden beeing that yeti kinda like the blonde beauties of the great nation of Sweden... arriving in Gothenburg they......decided no fook it the yetis are to good lookin and shaved lets try stockholm...but ala,s there intrepid adventure seemed to be a futile one,until they stopped off in denmark(possibly for ham sandwiche n Colonoscopy ) and spying in the ladies twoilet for yeti,s they only captured sight of beavers ,yet they spotted somthing scrawled on the cubicle wall . for a good time ring blackpool 0234 939678 the chonggimp emporium of rare abomidables and pleasure please bring your own barraclava .sure enough the team of crack mythical beastie hunters gave it a go and purchased some barraclava,s . on reaching the dark shores of this brightly lit palacial holiday destination with a golden mile thats neither made of gold n,or bears any resemblance to yellow they endevord towards the meeting place with the mysterious rubber stealth suited contac ,,the flying handbag .on entering mibzy was..............bitten by a yeti vampire and....with amazement the only thing that happened was that Mibzy, suddenly sprouted Pubic Hair around his bare nether regions. This promptly upset Hervig, who could no longer speculate about Mibzy's, lack of pubes. Anyway now that the explorers were warned that the Flying Hanbag, was really a Yeti hangout, they all turned to Unreal, the tactics wizard (Lvl 9), who decreed that to take control of the Flying Handbag, they should........hold bongo hostage and demand....that unless jack duckworth goes to specsavers they will put corry on at tea times as well and show Vera and Jack having anal sex, with Vera wearing a strap on and Jack being the BITCH....meanwhile welshie was out for a walk with "rachel"...cough...his friend...cough....when all a sudden...he lost concentration and she disappeared feeling alone without her in his mind he went and found ...... a jam jar that he could fill with fresh liver and gently microwave before....offering it to the great god "Halfords" hoping for a puncture repair outfit and a foot pump to help him bring rachel back from the underworld...


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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby IceT-Bag » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:56 pm

I take it you where ill on the day your English teacher was explaining punctuation!
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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby Welsh » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:00 pm

i copied and pasted DIRECT from the story ICey baby!!!

We have Bongo, Poonsie posting in there

cant expect much! :lol:

Ironic thing is Ice, speaking of grammar and All, it's 'Were' not where!! :wink: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby mrBunny » Fri May 16, 2008 11:52 pm

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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby Sky » Sat May 17, 2008 10:15 am

IceT-Bag wrote:I take it you where ill on the day your English teacher was explaining punctuation!


Not only "were" (grammar not punctuation) but on the subject of punctuation you normally end a question with a question mark, unless you remove the "I take it" and then it becomes a statement, in which case an exclamation mark is appropriate.
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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby Welsh » Sat May 17, 2008 11:55 am

Sky sticking up for me??

Never thought id see the day!! :tbringiton:
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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby elpopo » Sat May 17, 2008 12:23 pm

some really poor english skills here...
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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby Welsh » Sat May 17, 2008 1:24 pm

Fine

U read it and correct all the mistakes!!!!

Then post it all up as 1 story

When poonsie and boingie are doing it it gets kida hard u french froggit!!!! :o
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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby Sky » Sat May 17, 2008 7:12 pm

WelshClown wrote:Sky sticking up for me??

Never thought id see the day!! :tbringiton:


I was sticking up for the language and it's called ENGLISH :D
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Re: The Never Ending Story!!

Postby mrBunny » Sat May 17, 2008 7:13 pm

It sounds gay tho...

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